The cantor performing the entire music ministry from a side alcove, sweating profusely because the building’s automated furnace was set to maximum and the historic windows are locked shut.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
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FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
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