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1995 Vintage: The Pocket Diskette

 Why did the dad keep a diskette in his pocket? For “data” on the go.

Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Sitter02/02/2004 07:15My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli06/11/1998 14:40That still only counts as one laugh!
@C++_Dev_9812/28/2001 17:39I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Karate_Kid_Wax09/01/1998 13:30Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Pretty_In_Pink01/15/1996 19:51Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan05/18/2011 12:21My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Bernie_Mittens02/13/1999 03:09I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Retro_End_User12/03/2011 14:01The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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