2007 Legacy: The Plaid

I’m “patterned” for success.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "weaving" a digital soul.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

@Matrix_Rebel04/25/1997 13:25I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F02/16/2013 12:18The future is laughing at us.

@Friday_Rebecca02/24/1995 08:46Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Toolbar_Hater06/01/2015 13:22My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Epic_Fail_Guy09/20/2011 15:40This joke is an Epic Win!