One, but he’ll probably throw the bulb onto your roof.
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I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
The magic man... is laughing!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!