Why did the fairy tale win so many technicals? Because it turns out that having eyes in your hands is more “artistic” than having them in your head.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Conan "Ginger" Joke
Why did he call himself a "Human Cheeto"? To show that even at th...read more »
44 Oscars Jokes: The 2025 “Gladiator’s Return, Conan’s Comeback & The Musical Drug Lord” Edition
In 2025, the 97th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood still love...read more »
44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition
In 2003, the 75th Academy Awards tried to balance the glitz of Ho...read more »
2025 Archive: Denzel Washington’s Villain Era
Why was his win for Gladiator II so celebrated? Because he proved...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Da’Vine Joy Randolph sweep? Because her performance in Th...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2009 “Slumdog, Wolverine & Heath’s Legacy” Edition
In 2009, the 81st Academy Awards decided to put on a show that wa...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
Why did Hoyte van Hoytema win? For filming the inside of an atomi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Anora win? Because writing a movie that feels like a two-...read more »
31 Oscars Jokes: The 1995 “Uma, Oprah & Braveheart” Edition
In 1995, the 67th Academy Awards were a mix of classic Hollywood ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Hugh Grant "Snark" Return
Why was he there? To remind everyone that he still hates being in...read more »
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2024 Vintage: Robert Downey Jr.’s Redemption
Why was his win so iconic? Because he went from the "bad boy" of ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
Why did A Real Pain win? To prove that looking stressed in Poland...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a "Classic" year? Because it was the night the "Coloss...read more »
2024 Archive: Ryan Gosling’s "Kenergy"
Why was "I’m Just Ken" the highlight of the night? Because Ryan G...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
One does not simply read one joke.