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My doctor’s glasses flashed. He said, “I have to go, my ‘Auto-Optimizer’ just found a more ‘Productive’ patient.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

@Cipher_Steak04/01/2004 02:51Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Transformers_OP08/25/2008 08:42Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Thundercats_Ho01/09/2006 10:08Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Dirty_Dancing_F08/23/2012 17:28Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Napoleon_Dyna04/07/2007 18:46Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Banner_Exchange04/13/2007 13:20Click my banner for more laughs!

@Clans_Leader_9901/31/2004 23:57Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan08/14/2006 00:24OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!