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1996 Archive: The Olympic Athlete

 One, but they’ll wait for the judges to give them a 9.8 for the “screw-in” technique.

Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ChatRoom_Queen03/06/2007 08:41A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Encarta_Explorer03/27/2010 09:41I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@CRT_Brightness07/05/2004 19:16I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Incredibles_Dash01/26/2007 06:52That was super fast and super funny!
@DotCom_Survivor04/12/2013 18:33I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Binary_Boy03/18/2010 22:3501001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Pirate_Bay_9902/17/1996 19:13Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Judge_Dredd_Law10/06/2010 06:19I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@GG_WP_9810/28/2011 17:12Good game, well played. This is a winner.

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