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1996 Archive: The Olympic

Why did the runner go to Atlanta? To get a “peach” of the action.

Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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2025 Vintage: The Mirror
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2025 Vintage: The Keyboard
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2025 Legacy: The Metal
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2025 Classic: The Peach
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer10/27/2000 03:47Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Beavis_Butthead05/21/2006 01:40Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Married_With_Kids02/16/2007 08:07Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Cheers_Norm02/27/2004 12:59Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril03/06/2009 21:10He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Doge_Much_Funny10/31/2002 06:59Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

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