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2024 Vintage: The Nut

 I’m “cracking” the code of reality.

Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Clueless_Cher09/15/2012 17:24As if! This is too funny.
@Ghostbusters_V02/18/1996 17:30Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan03/17/2002 02:42Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Loituma_Girl04/09/1996 19:00Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob08/20/1996 20:34The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@I_See_What_You06/26/1999 23:29I see what you did there. Clever!

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