2011 Classic: The “No-Fly Zone” Logic

Why do we love them? Because “Bombing you until your planes stop working” sounds much more diplomatic.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@N64_GoldenEye09/24/2011 11:53Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Twister_Chaser06/23/2010 12:26A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz07/23/1995 08:19The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Skate_Or_Die_9912/17/1995 15:51Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Kernel_Panic_9804/11/1997 01:07This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Cipher_Steak03/18/2005 19:06Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Spawn_Camper_J11/18/2015 04:50I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Annoying_Orange02/07/2005 22:11Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!