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2002 Vintage: The New Year Toast

 Why did we drink “Energy Drinks”? To stay awake for the “New Economy” that was finally showing up.

Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Service Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky09/24/2002 01:20I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Resident_Evil_Z08/14/2010 02:32Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Futurama_Bender08/02/2002 19:23Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Bluetooth_Bot11/10/1998 01:26Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax10/04/2006 23:46I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Brick_Tamland_L08/16/1995 04:28I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@CounterStrike_Pro08/10/2010 20:20Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@I_See_What_You05/19/2010 12:01I see what you did there. Clever!
@Tablet_User_1004/02/2007 19:54Tapping my way to a good mood.

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