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1997 Classic: The N64 Rumor Mill

The endless arguments during afternoon recess about how to unlock secret characters in Mario Kart 64 based on a website someone’s cousin found.

Part of the 36 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1997 “Spice Girls, Tamagotchi Craze & AOL Instant Messenger” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Blockbuster_Refugee05/12/1999 14:24Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz01/07/1995 03:04The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Skate_Or_Die_9904/18/2008 16:30Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules09/06/1995 04:18Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Goosebumps_Kid03/17/2009 00:59Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Chocolate_Rain11/26/2012 08:39I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
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