Why the falsetto? For the year Matt Bellamy decided that rock music needed more space-opera energy and pipe organs.
Part of the 38 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2001 “iPod Launch, Garage Rock & The Lady Marmalade Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road, Bad Guy & The Truth Hurts” Edition
In 2019, the music industry was officially hijacked by a 6-second...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1995 “Flannels, Britpop & The Great Vinyl Funeral” Edition
In 1995, the music industry was a gold mine where record labels s...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic, Slim Shady & The Woodstock Inferno” Edition
In 1999, the music industry was at its absolute financial peak—se...read more »
2025 Legacy: The SZA “LANA” Release
Why the 3-year wait? For the long-promised deluxe version that tu...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Coldplay “Moon Music”
Why the eco-vinyl? The band still wants to save the world while c...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Justice “Hyperdrama”
Why Tame Impala? The return of the French electronic gods reminde...read more »
2025 Archive: The Olivia Rodrigo “Spilled Guts” Finale
Why the punk energy? For Olivia ending her world tour with a live...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Rosalía “New Era”
Why the futuristic flamenco? For the Spanish star proving once ag...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2020 “Future Nostalgia, Folklore & The Bedroom Stage” Edition
In 2020, the music industry moved into our living rooms. Tours we...read more »
2024 Archive: The St. Vincent “All Born Screaming”
Why so raw? Annie Clark produced herself and created an album tha...read more »
😜 More from category: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake War
Why “Not Like Us”? Because Kendrick dropped a diss track so dance...read more »
2024 Classic: The Benson Boone “Beautiful Things”
Why the scream? For the TikTok kid who proved a powerful ballad w...read more »
38 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club, Crazy In Love & The Indie Uprising” Edition
In 2003, the music world revolved around diamond chains, white st...read more »
2024 Classic: The Death of Steve Albini
Why the engineering legend? The loss of the man who gave the soun...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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I see you... laughing!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
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