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2015 Legacy: The Movie Ticket Bookmark

Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a winter screening of Star Wars: The Force Awakens marking the page.

Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch Alerts, Wireless Projectors & Selfie Stick Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blue_Screen_Survivor09/29/2013 11:54At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@American_Psycho_P03/19/1995 09:47I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball09/01/2001 11:24Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Breakfast_Club_B03/30/2008 21:10Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Under_Const_Gif11/10/1996 07:50This site is never finished... with humor!
@Cool_Story_Bro01/07/1997 21:34Actually, it IS a cool story!

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