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2002 Classic: The Minority Report Paranoia

Why was the Dad staring at the burger before it was cooked? Because Tom Cruise made him believe he could predict “Pre-Crime” (like burning the meat before it even hit the grill).

Part of the 31 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slingers & Idols” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Baywatch_Runner01/27/1999 23:38Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Dark_Knight_Joker05/26/1999 09:45Why so serious? Read this joke!
@SoulSeek_Fan01/13/2015 08:39Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Agent_Smith_0105/03/2005 08:55It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Goldmember_I_L09/28/2006 00:25I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Delicious_Links06/16/2000 18:57Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Gaia_Online_Gold08/06/2014 20:58Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

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