Why was the Dad staring at the burger before it was cooked? Because Tom Cruise made him believe he could predict “Pre-Crime” (like burning the meat before it even hit the grill).
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Why so serious? Read this joke!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
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Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
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