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2000 Archive: The Maria Sharapova Junior Hype

Why were people whispering about a 13-year-old? Because she was already hitting the ball harder than most pros.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior05/18/1995 01:41I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Titanic_Survivor10/13/2001 20:57I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Clueless_Cher03/30/1999 04:11As if! This is too funny.
@Blue_Screen_Survivor10/20/1998 03:19At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Msdos_Expert02/02/2006 17:39DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@White_Goodman_G12/02/2006 21:23We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Salt_Bae_Original08/24/2006 15:09Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Xanga_Skin_Maker02/23/2004 10:05This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@Influencer_9903/10/2002 15:10My followers need to see this!

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