Why were politicians confused by Apple? Because Steve Jobs put “1,000 songs in your pocket,” while the government was still trying to figure out how to put “one coherent thought in a press release.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Twitter (X) Final Form
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2023 Classic: The "Artist Formerly Known as Prince" Joke
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32 Politicians Jokes: The 2004 “Big Bang & Blue States” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The "Stan" Culture in Politics
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2023 Classic: The Launch of the "Vision Pro"
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2024 Vintage: The "Gen Alpha" Slang
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2024 Legacy: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Comment
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36 Politicians Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Raincoats” Edition
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33 Politicians Jokes: The 2021 “Capitols, Cargo & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, the world tried to get back to "normal," but normal had ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Death of Alexei Navalny
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33 Politicians Jokes: The 2013 “Whistleblowers & White Smoke” Edition
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