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2003 Classic: The Kobe Bryant “Colorado” Drama

Why was the NBA worried? Because the league’s brightest star was facing a courtroom instead of a court, casting a shadow over the Lakers’ season.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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