Why were they there? To represent the “Purity Ring” era and to remind everyone that if you have enough hair gel, you can conquer the world (until Adele shows up).
Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Record of the Year
Why "Flowers"? Because Miley Cyrus proved that self-love is the m...read more »
38 Grammy Jokes: The 1995 “All I Wanna Do, Unplugged & Green Day’s Mud” Edition
In 1995, the 37th Grammy Awards proved that the '90s were a glori...read more »
2025 Classic: Best Rock Album
Why did the Rolling Stones win for Hackney Diamonds? To remind us...read more »
2025 Classic: Best Music Video
Why "Not Like Us"? Because watching a mustard-yellow car and a lo...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Global Music Album
Why Shakira? No, it was Eazy-E? Wait, it was Tyla! For making "Wa...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Alternative Music Album
Why the record? Because boygenius made an album that felt like a ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Country Song
Why "The Architect"? Because Kacey Musgraves reminded us that she...read more »
37 Grammy Jokes: The 2013 “Babel, Bow Ties & Somebody We Used to Know” Edition
In 2013, the 55th Grammy Awards were a mix of old-school acoustic...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Music Film
Why The Eras Tour? Because Taylor Swift turned a movie theater in...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album
Why did it go to the "Great American Songbook"? Because the Gramm...read more »
😜 More from category: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Grammy Jokes: The 1996 “Jagged Little Alanis & Mariah’s Snub” Edition
In 1996, the 38th Grammy Awards proved that anger was a currency ...read more »
34 Grammy Jokes: The 1997 “Falling Into You & Odelay” Edition
In 1997, the 39th Grammy Awards were a battle between polished po...read more »
2024 Classic: Lana Del Rey’s Shadow
Why was she Taylor’s date? To remind us that even if she doesn't ...read more »
37 Grammy Jokes: The 2008 “Rehab, Retro-Soul & The Jazz Heist” Edition
In 2008, the 50th Grammy Awards celebrated half a century of musi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
I should make a stickman movie about this.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
The farce is strong with this one!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.