Trying to dictate a web address over the kitchen telephone and screaming “H-T-T-P-COLON-SLASH-SLASH” at the top of your lungs so the operator on the other end can hear the punctuation.
Part of the 33 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2002 “Euro Currency, Color Screens & Desktop Dusting” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
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Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
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