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2005 Classic: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown

Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market.

Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch, MP3 Invisibility & Flat Screen Skepticism” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lara_Croft_9607/09/2007 06:55Found a real treasure with this one.
@Ebay_Sniper06/11/1997 08:00Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Lord_Of_The_Rings08/04/2006 15:13One joke to rule them all!
@Burning_CDs06/12/2011 04:48I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Dial_Up_King05/03/2013 23:26Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Charmed_Ones09/06/1995 01:06The power of three... laughs!
@Nyan_Cat_Space04/19/2010 06:15Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Search_Scout_9901/22/2006 22:22Scouting the web for gems like this.

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