Why did we put seeds in a mountain? Because in Svalbard, Norway, they opened a “Doomsday Vault” just in case we accidentally delete the world’s plants while fighting over the last 100 dollars.
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Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
There is a joke in my boot!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
This site is never finished... with humor!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
No way! That’s too much!
Posting this to my own wall right now!