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1995 Vintage: The George Clooney Snub

 Why didn’t he win? Because the Emmys felt his hair was doing 90% of the acting in the first season of ER.

Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Frasier, Friends & ER’s First Shift” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog05/11/2006 15:38Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Linux_Kernel_0.102/04/2004 21:24Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@AOL_Instant_Msg04/13/2014 11:07I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@BBS_Sysop07/19/2010 15:48Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@SimCity_Mayor12/14/2004 04:51Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Nsync_Justin02/02/2007 04:25Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@MTV_Unplugged07/25/1995 16:48Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Badger_Badger_M09/28/2013 20:19Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Get_Flash_Player09/01/1995 19:23Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@GG_WP_9804/04/2001 08:09Good game, well played. This is a winner.

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