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1997 Archive: The Fax Machine Baptism

The church office receiving a baptismal certificate via fax machine, leaving the secretary marveling at how thermal paper can transfer holy information through a telephone line.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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