1995 Legacy: The Fanny Pack

Why did the tourist wear a fanny pack? To make sure his passport, traveler’s checks, and dignity were all securely fastened to his waist.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@PalmPilot_Pro09/12/2003 19:17Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Resident_Evil_Z12/05/2004 06:29Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@StreetFighter_Ken02/21/1995 14:57Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Melrose_Place_Fan09/11/2002 22:11Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Campus_King07/30/2006 20:19The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Best_Viewed_IE403/02/2013 17:49Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Protoss_Pylon04/14/2011 00:16You must construct additional laughs!

@StrongBad_Mail12/29/2011 16:14I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Charlie_Unicorn06/23/2014 19:05We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!