The college ministry leader officially converting the church’s web presence into a public “Facebook Page,” sparking a massive debate among the older trustees who are terrified that anyone on the internet can now leave a public comment under the pastor’s photo.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
An elderly homebound parishioner refusing to watch the internet l...read more »
2024 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary trying to take a picture with her smartphone...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition
In 1999, church life was defined by an electric mix of millennial...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary trying to take a picture with her smartphone...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition
In 2000, church life entered the new millennium with a massive si...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
2024 Classic: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Autonomous Rectory Intercom
The parish council installing an artificial intelligence receptio...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition
In 2003, church life was confidently striding into the digital er...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll be back... to read this again.
The farce is strong with this one!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
You must construct additional laughs!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.