2001 Archive: The Dial-Up Shutdown

“I couldn’t print my book report because my mom was using the internet to look up travel tickets and wouldn’t let me disconnect the modem.”

🔥 Top 10: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@StreetFighter_Ken05/03/2012 08:04Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F12/28/1996 06:38The future is laughing at us.

@Butthead_Uhhh08/30/2008 04:00Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Zoolander_Mug02/21/2002 05:12I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Boxxy_Queen12/28/2012 01:43I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!