Why was it the “other” asteroid movie? Because while Armageddon had Aerosmith and explosions, Deep Impact had Elijah Wood on a mountain and a lot of people talking about their feelings while waiting to die.
Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1998 “Double Asteroids, Saving Private Ryan & The Truman Show” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
I should make a game about this joke.