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2020 Archive: The Cristiano Ronaldo 100 International Goals

Why is he still breaking records? Because he reached triple digits for Portugal and proved age is just a number on a jersey.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2020 “The Year the World Stood Still” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »
2025 Classic: Tiger’s "Final" Final Comeback
Why was the red shirt still the most popular item at the Masters?...read more »
48 Sports Jokes: The 2015 “Steph’s Rise & The 12-Round Wait” Edition
In 2015, sports were about breaking droughts and shattering expec...read more »
2025 Archive: The NBA Expansion Rumors
Why was Las Vegas and Seattle so excited? Because the league was ...read more »
2025 Classic: The World Cup 2026 Countdown
Why were the stadiums in the US already changing their grass? Bec...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Swiftie" Super Bowl Anniversary
Why was the NFL still selling friendship bracelets? Because Taylo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Olympic "Hangover" in Paris
Why was the city so empty? Because after 2024, the Parisians real...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Draft" Lottery Drama
Why was everyone watching a ping-pong ball? Because in 2025, one ...read more »
The Skydiving Leap
A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »

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2025 Legacy: The Cooper Flagg Debut
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.107/16/2013 04:56Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Web_Master_Flex04/06/1997 11:38I am adding this to my links page right now.
@CRT_Brightness01/15/2014 01:19I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Beverly_Hills_9021011/03/2003 00:47The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Avatar_Na_vi05/04/2007 05:28I see you... laughing!
@Keyboard_Warrior04/15/1998 23:25F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Troll_Face_Real03/14/2007 11:16Problem? No, just laughs!
@Retro_End_User06/08/1997 21:24The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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