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1997 Vintage: The Cordless Microphone Gamble

The pastor pacing down the center aisle with a heavy, antenna-wielding cordless microphone that picks up static from a passing delivery truck.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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