The pastor piously leading a moment of deep silent reflection from the altar while his wireless microphone picks up a clear, loud conversation from a delivery driver outside the building.
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2020 “Livestream Services, Muted Microphones & Drive-In Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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