Spraying a generous layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the top of a plastic beige desktop computer to make it match the oak living room desk.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Doomsday, Matrix Matrix & Dial-Up Stand-Off” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Classic. Simply classic.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!