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2011 Classic: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis

Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, completely mesmerized by the digital “3D Pipes” animation, believing it is a live security feed from a water factory.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Interrogation, Cloud Confusion & Tablet Battles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Sitter12/23/1998 21:50My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Myspace_First_Friend12/02/1997 00:14I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan09/13/2006 00:05This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Mainframe_Manny10/22/2013 00:30Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Korben_Dallas_Tax08/13/2006 04:53I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@PeanutButter_J03/16/2008 16:35It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Guestbook_Signer06/21/1999 16:11Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Best_Viewed_IE407/08/2003 05:42Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@IMVU_Chatter04/30/1996 23:543D laughs are the best!

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