Why the hair? For the year Jon Bon Jovi cut his hair and the world realized he was still a rock star, but now he could actually see where he was going.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1995 “Flannels, Britpop & The Great Vinyl Funeral” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!