The youth pastor trying to play a background hymn from his smartphone, only for the device to accidentally pair with a neighbor’s car stereo system outside the office window.
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2020 “Livestream Services, Muted Microphones & Drive-In Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
2024 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »
41 Religious Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Debut, Facebook Check-Ins & Angry Birds Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2010, church life officially stepped into a new decade, caught...read more »
2024 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
33 Religious Jokes: The 1998 “Y2K Panic, Dial-Up Loading Bars & Beanie Baby Fundraisers” Edition
In 1998, church life was caught between a massive digital acceler...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Thermostat App War
The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill fr...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition
In 1999, church life was defined by an electric mix of millennial...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the...read more »
2024 Archive: The Smart Thermostat App War
The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill fr...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2004 “Camera Phones, iPod Syncing & Fellowship Myspace” Edition
In 2004, church life was rapidly moving away from old analog form...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
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I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
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E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
One billion... laughs!
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My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
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