1995 Vintage: The Bicycle

Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two-tired.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "displaying" 100% transparency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m a "fun-gi" to have in the metaverse.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I "need" more space in my neural cloud.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "grating" on the AI’s circuits.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@Rewritable_CD03/18/2013 03:20I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Pi_Mathematics12/25/1999 07:05Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie04/02/2014 18:42Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Zoolander_Mug08/10/1996 03:17I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Frag_Master_9905/12/2004 01:15Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@GG_WP_9802/12/2013 15:38Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Happy_Tree_Fans09/14/1995 15:47So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair11/15/2003 09:58I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!