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1995 Vintage: The Best Alternative Music Performance

Why did Dookie win? Because the Grammys finally realized that “Punk” is just “Pop” with more attitude and faster drums.

Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 1995 “All I Wanna Do, Unplugged & Green Day’s Mud” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic10/20/1995 00:09This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Linux_Kernel_0.107/30/2008 22:34Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Baywatch_Runner02/20/2011 03:45Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Toy_Story_Woody10/02/2014 02:32There is a joke in my boot!
@Donnie_Darko_8812/14/2002 18:01Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Jesus_Quintana11/22/1997 09:35Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Dogpile_Fan_Club12/25/2012 03:22All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Grammar_Nazi_9906/20/1997 19:36Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
@iPhone_User_0710/22/1998 19:09There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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