I’ve “been” here since the first comic.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Actually, it IS a cool story!