Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.
Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports, Flat Screen Rollout & Ringtone Pandemonium” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Actually, it IS a cool story!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.