Why did he walk away? Because he was only 1,457 yards away from the record, but he decided that disappearing into the Detroit mist was more “Barry” than breaking a sweat for a losing team.
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Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
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