I’m “taking” a bite out of the Dynamic Island.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
My followers need to see this!