Why did Apollo 13 lose Best Picture? Because the Academy decided that while getting back from the moon is impressive, screaming in the Scottish Highlands is more “relatable.”
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38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Tom Cruise "Stunt" Video
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40 Oscars Jokes: The 2009 “Slumdog, Wolverine & Heath’s Legacy” Edition
In 2009, the 81st Academy Awards decided to put on a show that wa...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Production Design
Why did Wicked win? Because building the Emerald City is the only...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Oppenheimer" Detonation
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2025 Classic: The Pedro Pascal Appearance
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2024 Vintage: The Best Film Editing
Why did the bomb movie win? Because cutting together three differ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a "Classic" year? Because it was the night the "Coloss...read more »
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Why did Gladiator II take home five? Because cutting a sea battle...read more »
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Why did he just mumble the winner? Because when you’re Scarface, ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Will & Harper win? Because a road trip about friendsh...read more »
2025 Classic: The Timothée Chalamet "Bob Dylan" Look
Why was he nominated? To prove that he can play a folk legend, a ...read more »
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Why did it lose all 10 nominations? Because the Academy decided t...read more »
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Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
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Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
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