Why was St. Louis celebrating? Because the “Machine” returned for one last year and hit his 700th homer, the perfect fairytale ending for a legend.
Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2022 “Messi’s World & The Great Farewell” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
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54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition
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A Giants fan, a Padre fan,...
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The Fishing Story
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
I see funny people... everywhere!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
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