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2013 Classic: The 30-Second Rule

Why was the orchestra so aggressive? Because Neil Patrick Harris had seven more dance numbers to get through before midnight.

Part of the 38 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Breaking Bad’s Coronation, The Newsroom Shock & The Candelabra Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker07/17/1999 21:18It really whips the llama's ass!
@USB_Pioneer11/08/1999 05:59Plug and Play laughter!
@Pi_Mathematics05/24/1997 14:39Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Dogpile_Fan_Club04/17/2005 07:09All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@I_See_What_You06/15/2003 06:42I see what you did there. Clever!

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