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2009 Vintage: The 30-Second Rule

Why the “Wrap It Up” music? Because Neil Patrick Harris had a whole closing number planned and he wasn’t going to let a Supporting Actor’s “thank you” list stop him.

Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Modern Family’s Arrival, Mad Men’s Dynasty & The Conan vs. Jay Shadow” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Emmy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
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