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1996 Archive: The 30-Second Acceptance Speech

Why was it mocked? Because in 1996, you could say “Thank you” and “I love my agent” before the orchestra started playing the theme from “Jaws.”

Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 1996 “ER’s Blood, Frasier’s Three-peat & Alien Invasions” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X12/31/2014 21:54Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@PalmPilot_Pro07/02/1996 15:30Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Dumb_And_Dumber09/19/2001 17:08So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Geocities_Neighbor05/02/2007 06:17Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Linux_Distro_Fan09/18/2005 15:15Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Britney_Spears_Fan02/02/2002 05:30Oops, I laughed again!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler05/10/2002 12:57May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Dark_Web_Joker08/18/1996 14:15Found this on the deep end of the net.

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