Why was the traveler confused? Because Heathrow said they were “maybe” getting rid of the liquids rule, but the security guard still threw away his 101ml gin.
Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2022 “Everything Everywhere & Revenge Travel” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
The best thing since version 1.0!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
Heh heh heh. Good one.