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2004 Legacy: The 24 Clock

Why didn’t Kiefer Sutherland win? Because the Academy couldn’t believe Jack Bauer survived another day without a bathroom break.

Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Arrested Development, The Sopranos’ Final Throne & Angels’ Clean Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior08/26/2005 02:06I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Lion_King_Simba03/30/2006 13:35Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Austin_Powers_Doctor08/23/1997 05:39One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@SoulSeek_Fan02/28/2005 23:17Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Brennan_Huff_X03/07/2006 08:44I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Neopets_Trader06/23/2007 12:19Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Noob_Slayer_X10/17/1995 22:08Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Starcraft_Zerg08/23/2006 06:48Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

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