1996 Classic: The 1996 Cargo Short Capacity

Why did we need so many pockets? To carry a pager, a Discman, extra batteries, and enough snap-and-pops to arm a small militia.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Country-Club"? Because Shaboozey had everyone...read more »

Why were the fireworks square? Because the Jack Black movie made ...read more »

In 2002, Independence Day was a mix of classic American pride and...read more »

Why was the host so relaxed? Because he bought a "GPT-Grill" that...read more »

My uncle was drunk on the Fourth of July and decided to give the ...read more »

In 2003, Independence Day was all about the "Summer of the Sequel...read more »

Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »

Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Heart-beaty"? Because Kylie made a comeback t...read more »

Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a "Spot" from Bo...read more »

In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »

Why was the grill so "Emotional"? Because Pixar made us realize t...read more »

Why was the kitchen so "Yes, Chef"? Because the show returned in ...read more »

@Bluetooth_Bot01/09/2012 16:32Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Malware_Hunter07/15/1996 06:18Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Bill_Nye_Fan11/30/2000 08:24Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Austin_Powers_Y12/01/2002 09:09Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Orange_Mocha_F08/01/2013 11:02Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Success_Kid_Win08/24/2009 07:34Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@LiveJournal_Deep03/16/1999 16:11Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Epic_Fail_Guy12/23/2005 23:22This joke is an Epic Win!