2006 Classic: The Gilbert Arenas “Hibachi”
Why did DC love “Agent Zero”? Because he would launch a 30-footer and yell “Hibachi!” before the ball even reached its peak. Part of the… Read More »2006 Classic: The Gilbert Arenas “Hibachi”
2006 Archive: The 2006 New Year’s Eve
Why were we excited for 2007? Because we wanted to see if the “Patriots” could actually go 19-0 and if Federer would ever lose a… Read More »2006 Archive: The 2006 New Year’s Eve
2006 Vintage: The Cleaning
She brought a laser pointer to the house to highlight the dust bunnies under the radiator. Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Cleaning
2006 Classic: The Exercise
She says her favorite sport is “marathon nagging.” Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Launch of Twitter
Why was the teenager staring at his phone and typing 140 characters? Because he was “tweeting” that the turkey was dry, but he had to… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Launch of Twitter
2006 Archive: Step Up
Why was the ballet dancer hanging out with the street dancer? Because Channing Tatum proved that “dancing your way out of trouble” is a legitimate… Read More »2006 Archive: Step Up
2005 Legacy: The Password
I’m “masking” my excitement for 2006. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2006 Failures” for me. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Guitar Hero” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2005 Legacy: The New Year
2005 Legacy: The iPod Video
“I can watch movies on my tiny screen!” “Why? You’re literally squinting so hard you’re going to need glasses by 2006.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2005 Legacy: The iPod Video
2005 Archive: The Venus Williams Wimbledon
Why was it the “Greatest Final”? Because Venus beat Lindsay Davenport in a match that lasted so long they almost had to start the 2006… Read More »2005 Archive: The Venus Williams Wimbledon